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Mathias Bjorkman

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-Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot. -Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows. -We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. -A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

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