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Wiggum on the issues: Immigration – “Stranger danger!” Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.” Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!” Slogan – “I Dig the Wig” Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.” Political Appointments – Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”