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Opened on : Jul 5th, 2008 232 raters 12720 views Sun, love, friendship
 
 
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Courage!

Sep 3rd 2008, 09:09 AM 2 raters



Tags: icq  fun  funny  joke  humor  animals  picture  photo  pic  bear  penguin  caurage 

My Mood: Happy Happy

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A man bought a new BMW

Aug 27th 2008, 01:44 AM 5 raters


A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

Tags: blog  icq  joke  smile  happy  humor  jokes  man  car  police  wife  fun.funny  BMW  cop  excuse 

My Mood: Laughing Laughing

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Strange statue!

Aug 20th 2008, 02:34 AM 5 raters














Tags: blog  icq  life  fun  funny  smile  happy  friends  humor  friend  picture  photo  strange 

My Mood: Cool Cool

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The Old Lady at the Supermarket

Aug 15th 2008, 01:07 AM 5 raters


An old lady with a shopping trolley packed to the gunnels is waiting patiently in the checkout queue.  To pass the time she engaged the man behind her in conversation. 

'Please could you help me load my groceries on to the belt?'  She asks him.  The young man was pleased to assist the woman.  'May ask what's your name' she said'.  He told her was called Brett.

Then the old lady cracked up and began crying.  'Not only are you the spitting image of my son who was killed in Iraq', she blubbered, 'But also you are called Brett - the same as him.'   Eventually the little old lady pulled herself together, and between the two of them, they put all her items on the belt and through the checkout.  She mumbled something to the check-out assistant, and shuffled off out of the store and into the sunset.

Brett was in a bit of a daze; more so after he put his half dozen items through the checkout, only to be confronted with a bill for $257.82.  When Brett queried the total with the assistant, she said that his mother whispered that he would be only too happy to pay for her groceries as well.


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My Mood: Laughing Laughing

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Cat on the roof!

Aug 7th 2008, 02:57 AM 23 raters



Tags: blog  icq  fun  funny  joke  smile  humor  jokes  animals  picture  photo  cat  roof 

My Mood: Laughing Laughing

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