This one will only make sense to those familiar with the UK Birmingham accent.

It is the '70s and a chap from Birmingham is in a London boutique getting a new outfit.
He tries on a nice purple flared trousered wide lapelled suit. And wonders what to buy as an accessory. He discusses this with the assistant.
After a while the assistant says
'How about a nice kipper tie?'
To which the Birmingham lad replies,
'Yes please, milk and two sugars'