Chap goes into a greengrocer and says
'A pound of those bananas please mate'
The greengrocer replies,
'Its all Kilos now guv'
'OK' says the first chap
'Give me a pound of them kilos'.



This one is not really a joke but it is funny.
It was told by a Brit radio presenter called Kenny Everett on the largest national radio station in the UK. He was sacked as a result.
When he made these remarks Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister.

If you live in a Principality you are governed by a Prince.
If You live in a Kingdom you are governed by a King
Unfortunately we live in a country.