You know those online tests that are so insightful and so popular now days on the web?
The ones where you answer a half a dozen multiple choice questions then press 'tell me',
and you get to find out what type of earlobe you would be if you were an earlobe?

Or maybe more in depth questions are asked so that you can ascertain what saucepan you would be if you were, indeed, a saucepan?

Ok then. I have an idea for one. The idea is you answer the usual number of questions
(it actually doesn't matter what answers you give) and you will then find out what sort of citrus fruit you are.

I made a prototype and took the test myself.

Turns out I am a kumquat (actually it told me I was a cumtwat but the code is still in it's early stages).

I know!
Such accuracy from such little information.

When I am done writing the deeply advanced code for this test I will put this quiz somewhere on the interweb and then you too can find out what citrus fruit you are.

It will be everywhere man.
Everywhere.
'I am a lime!'
People will declare.
Followed by the inevitable
'What citrus fruit are you?'

Take your citrus test at ww.citrusfruittestforyouandeveryoneelsewhowantstototallywastetheirtime/com

It's gonna be huge people.
Massive.
I can tell.