A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from Green Bay. After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed
before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips.'

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me, too,
I didn't know we had a choice.'