I realise that to some reading this blog you may think I am being a total knob. Well, as a matter of fact I am. However I am not doing this totally without reason. I came home the other night to find my wife in bed with my friend. Now, to be honest I am not particularly jealous, and it didn't particularly bother me. People are people and they thought it would be fun, they never told me because they didn't want to hurt my feelings. Fair game. But there's a catch.
When I first met Jane* I told her I wouldn't mind her sleeping around with other guys or girls, as I know that most monogamous marriages break down due to human desires. I loved her enough to acknowledge that, as I wanted us to be able to grow up old and happy together.
Here comes the catch...
I put my point across to her and told her that if she ever did want to sleep with anyone she didn't need to take my feelings into account, I asked her to make sure she didn't put herself in any danger, and to protect herself from STI's and pregnancy. I also wanted her to tell me after she had done it, and who it was with, namely so I could make them feel really uncomfortable as a laugh, but I this I didn't expect her to do. She was totally against it.
Because she wanted me all to herself we agreed that we would be faithful to each other when we married. So since our marriage I have been turning away possible female friends because she was jealous of them, even though I had no intentions of sleeping with any of them I had enough respect for her and our wedding vows not to let them compromise my marriage.
However, due to the fact that my wife has broken our wedding vows, taken me for a total barbarian without any understanding of human emotions, deceived me, and made me feel for the first time angry with myself for not arguing my original point well enough with her, I want my revenge.
I thought about it for a while and realised that hurting her wasn't the answer. But doing something to make myself feel better was. So I came up with an idea and am just about to start it. Over the next few years, I want to please not as many women as possible but as many different types of women as is possible. I want to please women of every nationality, every skin colour, every size, every shape, every age**, from every walk in life. I want please women who are virgins, and those who are certified nymphomaniacs. I want to see as many different types of vagina's and breast the world has to offer. I want to screw in as many different places as possible. I want to sleep with women who are single, engaged, married, widowed, and divorced. I want to engage with women who have tattoos, piercings, or body alterations. I want to see how many women it is actually possible for one man to actually please in a single night, together and separately. I would like to meet up with any woman who thinks she has something totally unique, that no other woman has...
The list is rather long as you can possibly imagine...
Anyway the purpose of this blog is simple, every tick in a box I get, I will post full details of the encounter, obviously changing the names of those involved to protect their privacy, a couple of photographs proving the task, and I'll ask the lady to write a comment on it as well.
This way, I get my revenge while having a hell of a lot of fun, and my wife will never find out about it until the list is complete and I show her the blog and the photographs.
Guy