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Nov 2nd 2008, 12:47 AM
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<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little
shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things
over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind.
But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is
okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when
I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when
the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on
the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt
he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.”
Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he
instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T
GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying,
and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy
at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and
say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and
I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire
store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t
defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from
them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is
dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And,
just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the
cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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