Okay, here's the thing: don't just randomly message me with 'asl pls' or some crap like that. I'm a very busy person and I'm here to talk to my friends, not random berks who can't even be bothered punctuating. If you want to /become/ my friend, start with coherent conversation and DON'T bloody hit on me. I'm married, and not interested. Oh, and don't call me 'Foxy' or I'll block you forever.