About Me
"'Finally the taste of Worcestershire sauce in a soft drink.'
'Mmm, steaky!'"
"'What is a barometer, anyway?'
'It's pronoucned thermometer'"
"I have a to-do pile?!?"
"You know I always thought that dogs, uh, laid eggs. And I learned something today."
"So throw down your toys and get out of the sandbox. Play time's over. Because tonight, somebody's gonna get their ass whooped tonightin here!"
