About Me
Solicitations for psychic advice or assistance will be met with apologetic refusal. Not my bailiwick.
If you have a penchant for substituting '2' for 'to', 'r' for 'are', 'u' for 'you', and suchlike, and you are not the American pop musician Prince (or the artist formerly known as such) I will mock you mercilessly.
Requests for computer help will be billed, at my option, at a rate of $100 per hour, minimum four hours.
